Every puff was like sucking in the abyss, yet he inhaled until his lungs filled with toxic smoke that clouded his thoughts of her.

If this is a dream, may we never wake up!

Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.

The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.

Religion springs from man's feeling of inferiority.

I'm everything that you're not.

Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together.

I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.

Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.

Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.

Let me kiss you and take your breath away, we'll worry about resuscitating you later.

My bottom is my deliquent daughter. I lavish praise upon her cheeks when she's well behaved and when she gets out of control, I pretend she isn't mine.

Enlightenment means waking up to what you truly are and then being that.

Celebrate Earth Day! A time to recognize the gains we have made. A time to create new actions to accelerate environmental progress. Protect our planet not only on Earth Day, but everyday!

In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can tell you, was an act that apparently had something to do with stamps.

It is simply absurd to say you believe, or even want to believe, in Him, if you do not do anything He tells you.

The quiet hour of prayer is one of the most favorable opportunities

God's children improve all advantages to advance their grand end; they labour to grow better by blessings and crosses, and to make sanctified use of all things.

Only cool people care about the origin stories of why they like something, and I'm not cool.

You can set yourself up to be sick, or you can choose to stay well.

The real giants have always been poets, men who jumped from facts into the realm of imagination and ideas.