Every sentence he manages to utter scatters its component parts like pond water from a verb chasing its own tail.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Even if there were pains in Heaven, all who understand would desire them.

It is better to be slave to the Saviour than satan.

You must sit down and do a complete analysis of your dreams in order to achieve them

Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success.

A lot of people say they love running because of how they feel afterward. Not me. Well, I love that, too, but it's also so much fun while I'm out there.

It's hard to judge literary merit.

My goal is to create a therapy of ideas, to try to bring in new ideas so that we can see the same old problems differently.

I took Jujitsu for four years, which has no striking. My dad had me in Taekwondo when I was a kid, but I didn't retain much of that.