Every show that comes out that's female driven is compared to the last female-driven show, as if it's taking over.

Women right now, we can't make mediocre [stuff]. Men can and do make tons of mediocre stuff, but I feel like women.

I think that Ruth Bader Ginsburg needs, like, a pump-up. And I think Jock Jams is a classic pump-up. Like before she starts working, she needs that.

Comedy can simultaneously allow you to dive headfirst into the world's pain and escape it.

I used to not be into the fancy ones. I used to eat goo balls all the time.

Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason.

I'm so thankful for that struggling period. That time is really great where you have no idea what's going to happen.

It doesn't matter how long you're here for, or what accomplishments you have, it matters what you do with that time and the type of person that you are.

Wherever I go, I am Italian. The way I talk, the way I eat, the way femininity is important to me. The way I love Italian food.

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

'T is impious in a good man to be sad.

Anything that's new wave is new. As far as punk rock goes, I've never really been exposed to any.

I was undone by my Auxiliary; when I had once called him in, I could not subsist without Dependance on him.

My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.

I had to take driving lessons in New York, which were really weird because it's not the safest thing in the world.

She closes the door completely, and I crouch there. I allow myself to fall forward and rest my head on the door frame. My breath bleeds. My heartbeat drowns my ears.

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