Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

How can a man become great if he does not feel in himself the force and the will to inflict great pain

Earnestly and persistently pursue your dreams.

Money has no color. If you can build a better mousetrap, it won't matter whether you're black or white. People will buy it.

Men at forty Learn to close softly The doors to rooms they will not be Coming back to.

This was something sure to be crammed full of warm secrets, like an antique clock built when peace filled the world.

People are much less interested in what you are trying to show them than what you are trying to hide.

...we and all sentient beings fundamentally have the buddha nature as our innermost essence. . . .

Once you're truly happy with yourself alone, that's when you are safe to find the right person to spend the rest of your life with.

In the long run, truth is aided by nothing so much as by opposition.

What know we of the Blest above but that they sing, and that they love?