Every single moment is a coincidence.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

How was it possible to miss someone when they were standing right next to you?

I feel sick if I have to do something for the money. I can't breathe. I'm not proud of myself.

You wear clothes so beautifully!

Is it alright to believe in the future where everyone can live in happiness?

I feel 80% of my life is completely normal.

I will never lie to you.

Everything that divides men, everything that separates or herds men together in categories, is a sin against humanity.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

Man shapes himself through decisions that shape his environment.

Do not pour guilt into someone's psyche, and don't let anyone tamper with your conscience.