Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn't possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

SUCCESS in WRITING occurs when your DREAMS are BIGGER than your EXCUSES.

The world has been given a treasure through which its inhabitants can attain greatness if they so desire.

The lighter something is, the easier it is to darken it.

Surround yourself with music. Just be sure to turn the radio on.

It's very difficult to live with religious ideas. I can't compare religion to the movies. I can fuse them.

It was so inspiring for me to watch tennis growing up. I thought I was really good playing, until my brother told me I wasn't!

At the end. First start off and do your youth thing In Hollywood and then go to New York later. But it wound up being later, later than I thought it was going to be.

I could hear your heart and soul come through your voice!

People were confused by me, and at first I was auditioning a lot for the crazy characters or the victim, someone who'd been attacked. Which is great, because usually those are the best acting roles.

To me I think artists in general make a statement - and for the rest of their lives - every album, every book - are variations on a theme.