Every song a hit, every hit a smack!

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

There isnt always an explanation for everything.

Faith is an organ of knowledge, and love an organ of experience.

When you find your twin flame you also find your freedom, for there is nothing more exhilarating, wild and free than absolute soul love.

With a hangover and with fear, it is difficult to put a helmet on your head.

We are in the process of finding out what filling the sky with hundreds of thousands of satellites does to all life on Earth.

An encouraged person will eventually get his drive from encouragement

It is not advisable to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.

My priority is my books, at least at this point. What I have to do is write the narrative of this time.

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it.

If you don't love your mother you go straight to hell.