Every time I call my baby and ask to get a date, my boss says, no dice son, you gotta work late.

We may stop lovin' to watch Bugs Bunny, but he can't take the place of my honey.

Sometimes I wonder what I'm a-gonna do 'Cause there ain't no cure for the summertime blues.

I went to my Congressman and he said quote quote, I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote.

Step 1, you find a girl to love. Step 2, she falls in love with you. Step 3, you kiss and hold her tightly.

We'll really have a party, but we gotta put a guard outside, if the folks come home I'm afraid they gonna have my hide.

Ask a true scientist a very profound question on his science, and he will besilent. Ask a true religious person a very simple question on his religion, and he will be frenzied.

One shouldn't envy another person's Destiny!As the fate written for everyone is not the same but surely a good one.

Doubt is what allows a single gesture to have a heart.

We ought to be as earnest and frequent in our prayers of thanksgiving when the cupboard is full as we would be in our prayers of supplication if the cupboards were bare.

We're all far too afraid of being so arrogant to say "Either you can or you can't."

On the road to truth, only those who do not know what tiredness and fear means reach the truth!

I travel like a gypsy, and I didn't know how I could perform and be a mother.

As with the pursuit of happiness, the pursuit of truth is itself gratifying whereas the consummation often turns out to be elusive.

I'm rather proud of having been a trainspotter.