Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Lim Oh Kee kills himself in the early hours on the 12th day of December, 1921. His last meal is rice and nothing.

If you are smart be simple. If you are powerful be generous. If you are rich be humble. If you want to be smart be simple. If you want to be powerful be generous. If you want to be rich be humble.

Beauty is only skin deep. I think what's really important is finding a balance of mind, body and spirit.

I write about heartbreak because I like writing about sad things, but I'm writing happy songs, too!

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

God will not move unless I say it. Why? because He has made us coworkers with Him. He set things up that way.

There's nothing worse than a director that keeps changing their mind. Because, unlike the directors I work with, I'm not decisive at all.

You should study Pokemon to get stronger.

If you're a conscious rap artist and you're worried about Billboard charts, you're gonna have a problem.

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath.