Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

My dreams do not end with playing Major League Baseball.

So if everything goes off great, then it being a triple threat match will make it even more exciting instead of a singles match.

I wonder maybe if our Lord does not suffer more from our indifference, than He did from the crucifixion.

Teaching doesn't relate to photographing, at least not for me.

He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he’d walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and with no more idea of being turned down.

To disappear your complete self into a character is quite difficult. I've tried it 85 times, and I've succeeded two or three times.

Society teaches us conditional love; i.e., "I love you if you are the way I want you to be."

I fight for perfection

A man doesn't need to be flawless to be a perfect father, but the commitment to his family is a precious responsibility.

Though I love you like a brother, I would rather be your lover.