Every time I see some piece of medical research saying that caffeine is good for you, I high-five myself. Because I'm going to live forever.

A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows

Most of the good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun to program.

Talk is cheap. Show me the code.

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.

Finnish companies tend to be very traditional, not taking many risks. Silicon Valley is completely different: people here really live on the edge.

Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships.

Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it.

Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.

What commercialism has brought to Linux has been the incentive to make a good distribution that is easy to use and that has all the packaging issues worked out.

Only wimps use tape backup. Real men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?

You do not find love. It finds you.

This is to be mortal, And seek the things beyond mortality.

Justin Salinger showed up one day with a pink cowboy hat on and everyone else got really annoyed because somehow he'd managed to get the pink cowboy hat.

Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?

The only way to fall in love is to allow yourself to be vulnerable. The only way to dare to dream and making incredible things happen is to be vulnerable.

The worst thing that can happen is that the effect that they create behind you is bigger than the performance you're putting out.

I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.

Every woman should be told she's attractive. Men are seduced by their eyes, women by their ears." Saiman

Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people.