Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

By the grace of God, I will finish what I have started.

...one half leaning in, one half pulling away.

The opposite of play is not work. It's depression.

I don't like being vulnerable. I feel uncomfortable in it.

We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again.

I suffer snakes to be killed in the ashram when it is impossible to catch them and put them out of harm's way.

The good man makes others good.

People to people contact is essential for Nations to come closer.

The fruit of your work grows on other people's trees

The tiny cost of failure...is dwarfed by the huge cost of not trying.