Every time I went on the radio, I would take the crummiest radio station, the station that was like a toilet bowl. I would go on there and build up the ratings, so you couldn't do any worse.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

Change capability is one of the strategic capabilities which underpin successful execution and move the organization from efficiency to agility.

Hotter than me? --Jace

You cannot "love" a dog out of her bad behavior, just as you can't "love" a criminal into stopping his crimes.

I got a bad migraine that lasted 3 years, and the pills I took made by fingers disappear.

Who are you in the silence between your thoughts?

I have not seen the National League enough to know.

My bounce-around life had taught me that dreams were dangerous things - they look solid in your mind, but you just try to reach for them. It's like gathering clouds.

Conviction is a force multiplier. If you want something, claim it in your gut. The universe itself responds to your inner certainty.

I'm going to write what I feel like writing, which is a great place to be. But it can be hard to get there. It's so easy to get stricken with one kind of self-consciousness or another.

I only want to play basketball, and play it well and be happy about it. But I realize that with being famous, comes a lot of demands.