Every time I write something, I think, this is the most offensive thing I will ever write. But no. I always surprise myself.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

This is your karma. You do not understand now, but you will understand later. The source of pain is within your own larger expression of being.

Homeopathy offers a safe, natural alternative that causes no side effects or drug interactions.

A pretty face can capture my attention but only a beautiful mind can hold it.

Wherever a dancer stands is holy ground.

Elites play the role today that landlords played under feudalism. They levy interest and financial fees that are like a tax, to support what the classical economists called "unproductive activity."

They think that the cure to big government is to have bigger government... the only effective cure is to reduce the scope of government - get government out of the business.

You got your own style, now let it come through. And remember no matter what, you got to be you.

Our emotional symptoms are precious sources of life and individuality.

I never wanted to get out of a place as much as I did to get out of the presidency.

I'm an expert in higher level math. You + God = Enough