Every time Mexico really intelligently sends people over, we charge Mexico $100,000 for every person they send over.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

There's nothing more satisfying than being stupid with a friend.

If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.

By the time a man gets well into his seventies his continued existence is a mere miracle.

'Mormonism' has made me all I am; and the grace, the power, and the wisdom of God will make me all that I ever will be, either in time or in eternity.

Contemporary industrial society is now characterised more than ever by "the need for stupefying work where it is no longer a real necessity."

Know thyself. Accept thyself. Love thyself. No matter what you have done, where you have been, know, accept, and love who you are.

I'm not interested in food. It's just fuel.

My strengths—which are really quite modest—are limited to me, but with my weaknesses the possibilities are boundless.

Singing with others is an unmediated, shared experience as each person feels the same music reverberating in their individual bodies. Singing is part of our humanity; it is embodied empathy.

Waging war is not a primary physical need.