Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.

I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.

You cannot be different from your thought!

Vulnerability is what heals us.

The world is so different when viewed through the light of God’s Word.

Some men like to make a little garden out of life and walk down a path.

The Chinese nation has always pursued a life in harmony with other nations despite differences.

The foolish undertake a trifling act, and soon desist, discouraged; wise men engage in mighty works, and persevere.

I question what emotion Manilow touches. People are entertained by him. But are they emotionally moved? I don't believe anything that Barry Manilow sings.

The written word can be powerful and beautiful - but films transport us to another place in a way that even the most evocative words never can.

I'm a big fan of Alan J. Pakula's films like 'All the President's Men', 'The Parallax View,' and 'Klute.' I'm a big fan of those movies.

Corruptissima re publica plurimae leges.