Every time people force themselves to carry on with a book they're not enjoying, they reinforce the idea that reading is a duty.

The natural state of the football fan is bitter disappointment, no matter what the score.

Record stores can't save your life. But they can give you a better one.

It's brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.

I suddenly had a little epiphany: all the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self we have at our disposal.

I fell in love with football as I was later to fall in love with women: suddenly, inexplicably, uncritically, giving no thought to the pain or disruption it would bring with it.

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.

Hard is trying to rebuild yourself, piece by piece, with no instruction book, and no clue as to where all the important bits are supposed to go.

It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party.

Radio football is football reduced to its lowest common denominator.

I wish you

Young players need to know how to take care of themselves for life after baseball.

Every photo shoot, I'm always asking the makeup artist what they're using on me, and I'll go out and get it.

I have considered the pension list of the republic a roll of honor.

Arizona, our beautiful state, was built on mining.

Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots.

I'd watch your mouth", he said, tilting his head as he looked at my ID."The last lunker who laughed at her picture spent the night in the emergency room with a drink umbrella jammed up his nose".

The wolf was at the door. His shadow spilled into the room, taking it over.

I'm 21 years old and I think that I've got a lot of perspective in life.

Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life.