Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

I really should come with a warning label.

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

There are literary works that speak for themselves and there are writers who boast through work.

In the end we're all miserable. It's a human condition.

The entrance into Jerusalem has all the elements of the theatre of the absurd: the poor king truth comes riding on a donkey symbolic actions - even parading without a permit!

I didn't say that wearing a glamorization of the rock artist was any truer from the other thing.

War is always a professional enterprise; despair is left to amateurs.

I've got that Irish thing going on. Lots of Irish in my background.

I like people recognizing me.

I wish I could be behind the wheel for every stunt.

Leadership is having a point of view.

Tell me about the rains that washed and wore you down. About the travels you took to find yourself and how you left a part of you in every place, yet somehow always came back more complete.