Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten.

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat?

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone.

If you want nothing to do with god then why do you say his name all the time

Dare not surrender to weakness you divine creation!

About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

If your family or your people are looking over your shoulder, change your seat or push them away.

I can only say this, a very, very important element of any country, but our country, and in my opinion, the single most important thing that a president can do is the defense of our country.

It might work with one orchestra, and the next orchestra - the oboe player might not get it. It's different every time, but some of the orchestras do end up enjoying it and having a great time.

Debates require a lot of hard work and preparation. If you try to wing it, it shows.

You will be civilized on the day you can spend a long period doing nothing, learning nothing, and improving nothing, without feeling the slightest amount of guilt.

If you would and you could brighten my northern sky.