Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.

As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.

Other countries care for their mentally ill. Making them debate on TV is just cruel.

The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.

Call me a dreamer, but I think it would be great if getting medical attention were as easy as getting a gun.

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.

Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one.

If its platform is any guide, the Republican party is staunchly pro-life until you are actually born.

The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.

If Mark Twain had had Twitter, he would have been amazing at it. But he probably wouldn't have gotten around to writing Huckleberry Finn.

Music with all its subtlety has immense power to unite people, spread love and bring peace in the world!

It seems that the days of public modesty and concern about how we look are far from us. I will not say they are gone forever, in culture nothing is forever.

Your inner messages stand apart because rather than trying to control you, your soul wants to liberate you.

I think it will be truly glorious when women become real people and have the whole world open to them.

Speaking is a beautiful folly; with that man dances over all things.

The Telecaster has two sounds - a good one and a bad one.

The common practice of keeping up appearances with society is a mere selfish struggle of the vain with the vain.

We must live a holy life if we want to pray.

We’ve always been involved with issues that deal with the fundamental human rights of people, whether that means the right to political freedom or the right to breathe air that’s clean.

The reality of my life cannot die for I am indestructible consciousness.