Every woman must admit, and every man with as much sense as a woman, that it's very hard to make a home for any man if he's always in it.

Today the greatest single deterrent to knowledge of Jesus is His familiarity. Because we think we know Him, we pass Him by.

If Christians had ever been brave enough to make Christ alive, nobody would now be saying that Christianity is dead.

I have always found that it is far more convenient to be rich rather than to be poor.

I assumed that everything would lead to complete failure, but I decided that didn't matter – that would be my life.

I found myself being helped down to the car. That sort of help is actually a hindrance. If you ever see someone with a walking stick, that stick, and their arm, are actually a leg.

I love to smoke. I wish I had more than two hands so I can hold more cigars

There are a lot of idiot fund managers out there who add no value to the process at all.

It is kindness that makes one strong and brave; and so we are kind to our prisoners.

It vexes me greatly that having to earn my living has forced me to interrupt the work and to attend to small matters.

Remember all fairy tales end at some point.

Designers send me clothes I wouldn't feel comfortable wearing.

I'm a really good swimmer.