Every woman's innate ability to let anything go.

The only reason we die, is because we accept death as an inevitability.

The only problem is time.

'Family Guy' has this weird thing of attracting people. People either hate it or can't get enough of it. There's really no one in between.

Believe it or not, I have about the same success rate as anyone else. Sometimes you hit, sometimes you miss.

The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change.

Adults acting like children and children acting like adults is generally a pretty reliable comic device.

What makes me happy is just keeping my brain challenged and stimulated and on its toes.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Nobody sets out to offend or shock for the sake of shocking. You set out to get laughs.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

Remember that the truth within yourself will always be greater than the truth found in these pages. These stories are here to guide us—to help us find that truth, not to tell us what it is.

Because for Gonzo, anything which may explode at any moment is clearly a girl.

People had been writing to me and saying, "Can you write something for children?" I felt I couldn't quite do it myself because I never had children.

One of my favorite comedies is Three Amigos! Oh my gosh, me and my brother quote that all the time.

Greatness is not a teachable nor gainable thing, but the expression of the mind of a God-made great man.

My goal is to end mass incarceration and change the laws to stop locking up low-level, nonviolent drug charges. Stop charging drug addicts as criminals.

When fortune wishes to bring mighty events to a successful conclusion, she selects some man of spirit and ability who knows how to seize the opportunity she offers.

The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it.

When work becomes play, and play becomes your work, your life unfolds.

Donald Trump's hair frankly. Sometimes you know you're going to get criticism, but you just have to take .