Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

In such an admirable position of the New World, man has no other enemy than himself.

I look forward to the day when animals will have the right to run if they have legs, swim if they have fins, and fly if they have wings.

The fluoride ion exerts its toxic effect by inhibiting the action of many enzyme systems.

In old times men used their powers of painting to show the objects of faith, in later times they use the objects of faith to show their powers of painting.

I love prudence very little, if it is not moral.

Sometimes you have to lie. But to yourself you must always tell the truth.

Hopefully standup will become special again.

Every time I mess up is a chance to practice.

It’s much easier to give up, than to put a Fight, but fighters are only people that win.