Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body.

So, what if, instead of thinking about solving you whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow.

I want someone whose heart is big enough to hold me.

I didn't know love could leave the lights on all the time.

I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.

I believe that worrying about a bad thing prepares you for it when it comes. If you worry, the bad thing doesn't hit you as hard. You can roll with the punch if you see it coming.

Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing you had to do to knock some sense into yourself? Wasn’t hitting bottom the thing that showed you which way was up?

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.

I’m sort of… coming off a bad relationship”“When did it end?”“Slightly before it started.

Some people count sheep. I self-loathe.

You looked like the girl I loved.

Investing in yourself is the best way to utilize time

The end of the creation is that God may communicate happiness to the creature

There are no tyrants if there are no slaves.

It is not enough to criticize society without offering a workable alternative.

The umpire signals a bye with the air of a weary stalk

The opposite of fragile is something that gains from disorder.

People who know other people’s secrets can’t afford to do things that impair their ability to control their mouths.

With the benefit of hindsight, the content of that letter has bothered me since her death.

Of all the griefs that harass the distress'd, Sure the most bitter is a scornful jest; Fate never wounds more deep the generous heart, Than when a blockhead's insult points the dart.

There's one novel, Cujo, that I barely remember writing at all.