Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

Life is short enough, there is nothing worth here to take your life, and those things we do gain can never be taken to our grave.

Make nature your best teacher. With great love, learn from her the lessons of life.

Things that are falling apart encourage me: whatever else, I’m in better shape than they are.

I tried to teach them [his sons] that about the importance of self-discipline, and that the culture of yes is built on a foundation of no.

I generally believe in polls. Scientific polls are accurate.

My family calls me Declan. But most people call me E.C. I think it comes from my dad. It's an Irish convention. You usually call the first child by the initials.

If I’d known you were such a lush, I’d have given you the cheap stuff. Going to go out with a bang, are you?

You have to play your characters, not like them.

I am not in this business as a calling. I don't do what I do to right any wrongs.

Would you respect me if I didn't have this gun? Cause without it, I don't get it, and that's why I carry one.