Every year Steve Kaufman supports the charity “Love Ride” by donating a painting to this cause.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

If you are doing things in order to be happy...you're doing them in the wrong order.

Sometimes it's not always straightforward, but it's not always confusing either. You just have to respect a person's decisions without disrespecting them.

Republicans use think tanks to come up with a lot of their messages. The think tanks are the single worst, most undisciplined example of communication I've ever seen.

Sleep well in your room all three together... don't worry about me being alone.

Thinking should be done beforehand and afterwards - never while actually taking a photograph.

It is a common observation, that the more solicitous any people are about dress, the more effeminate they are.

If I had a normal life Id quite cheerfully go mad and fall over right now

We all live in fear of cancer, but to be told you have skin cancer was terrifying.

And so they are ever returning to us, the dead.

The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.