Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Do not hide behind any mask

...the sole test of music is its power to exalt the soul.

I'm very accepting with my age. It's like notches on your belt: experience, wisdom, and a different kind of beauty. There comes a day when you've become comfortable in your skin.

Sing a song correctly and you live forever.

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.

I want to reclaim who I am.

I'm motivated. The spirit hits me and I just keep going and don't stop. The more I play, the more I can invent, the more ideas come to me.

You can look out of your life like a train & see what you're heading for, but you can't stop the train.

The power men possess to annoy me I give them by a weak curiosity

Your belief that you can do the thing gives your thought forces their power.