Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

I have created nothing really beautiful, really lasting, but if I can inspire one of these youngsters to develop the talent I know they possess, then my monument will be in their work.

besides, how can you cheat a cheater?

The longer our graduation lines are today, the shorter our unemployment lines will be tomorrow.

I will be a man among men; and no longer a dreamer among shadows.

The kind of eyes that jumped from a woman's dreams right into her morning and made trouble in the marriage bed.

I liked that idea. Someone who's trying to perform herself and not succeeding.

What you base your happiness around? Material, women, and large paper? That means you inferior, not major.

Trust is the glue in relationships and organizations

Everyone including YOU suffers when you refuse to BE all & DO all you can.

Nobody talks about music as having intrinsic meaning, how it engages the mind.