Everybody feel pain except a woman who kicks a man in the balls.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

I am a strong believer in the tyranny, the dictatorship, the absolute authority of the writer.

We don't receive wisdom we must discover it for ourselves.

We spent time on Burma and the need for the military regime there to understand that they shouldn't fear the voices of people. And yet they do.

We can only discover our true strength through struggle. Don’t give up. Find out what you’re made of.

And I? I drink, I burn, I gather dreams.And sometimes I tell a story. Because Promethea asks me for a bowl of words before she goes to sleep.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.

What we do know is that the era of climate change is upon us and the extraordinary in California today will become the ordinary of tomorrow.

I'll just go guard some villagers or something. Even if they're not in danger.

Not winning a tournament is not an option for me, unless it's no longer theoretically possible - then of course winning becomes impossible. But up to that point, not winning is just not an option.

I was never no, never no, never enough, But I can try, I can try to toughen up.