Everybody feels like they need a photograph because we're in a generation where, if you don't document it, it didn't occur. So you've got to stop and take a picture with everybody.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

Lying is never the best option, but in some situations it is necessary.

You should have noticed by now, sometimes a monster looks just like any other man.

Because Wikipedia is a process, not a product, it replaces guarantees offered by institutions with probabilities supported by process.

Curse you, cheap beer. Must find miso in tiny packet.

I think the interesting aspect of life is that you're always sort of in the middle. You're never the youngest and you're never the oldest.

In every detail a city should reflect that human beings are sacred and that they are equal.

Rent is about a community celebrating life, in the face of death and AIDS, at the turn of the century.

I didn't think I should die but I did not know how I would Live.

To live, is to suffer; and the honest man is always fighting to be master of his own mind.

It doesn't take an incredible manner of analysis to reveal that our primary desires are incessantly stimulated to keep us basic consumers.