Everybody has a theory.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Memory's got nothing to do with years. You remember what you remember.

[T]he Enneagram is, at its most abstract, a universal mandala of the self—a symbol of each of us.

The average food item on a U.S. grocery shelf has traveled farther than most families go on their annual vacations.

Look at everything as though you are seeing it for the first time.

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.

Americans have an extraordinary love-hate relationship with the rich culture they've created. They buy, watch and read it even as they ban, block and condemn it.

Profound, bottomless self-doubt - it has no value - what's the point? In a way, it takes up as much time as anything else.

Interview with a Vampire' made vampires sexy.

I really fancy Harrison Ford. I've got to say I think he's really divine. He's, like, an older man, I guess, although he's not really that old, obviously. I don't want to offend him

Winning can be addictive