Everybody has something to conceal.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing.

Nobody's cut out for this town, " Shane said. "Nobody sane anyway.""Says the kid who came back.""Yeah, kind of proves my point.

A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.

Remember, whatever we put our attention on expands in our experience, so consider where you are focusing your time and energy.

I don't watch television. I'm not a TV guy.

But he was so great!' Yes, and the people who got on the Titanic thought they were going on a vacation

Education must precede motivation.

True poverty does not come from God.

More energy is encapsulated in every drop of good spring water than an average-sized PowerStation is presently able to produce.

We are thankful for good-will rather than for services, for the motive than the quantum of favor received.