Everybody has won, and all must have prizes.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

You think that you're in control of your life.Well, think again.

Such is the lot of the narcissist's child, to inherit her parent's umbrage over the world's indifference.

I never actually plan sequels. They demand to be done.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

Besides, you think I'm not used to hurting? For me, it's home sweet home, my brother.

I don't play just one-two-three-four. I try to play melodies.

Because I have been lonely, I value love.

When I asked Imran Khan for an autograph he picked up his bat to hit me.

When self-important people and powerful institutions are governed by illusion, history has a way of biting back.