Everybody in this world wants watching, but nobody more than ourselves.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Feeling lost, crazy and desperate belongs to a good life as much as optimism, certainty and reason.

am i insane" asked alice"yes, but all the best people are" replied her father

The world is as you are.

I like heroes, and would like to be a hero myself. I suppose we all want that.

The unconscious is our best collaborator.

It's a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.

I love it when receivers catch the balls with their hands.

The circumstances of our lives actually matter less to our happiness than the sense of control we feel over our lives.

I've always identified with the misfits

To Serve the God of Love one must be free, one must face the terrible responsibility of the decision to love in spite of all unworthiness whether in oneself or in one's neighbor.