Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

You not only are hunted by others, you unknowingly hunt yourself.

why does what was beautiful shatter in hindsight because it concealed dark truths?

The American Revolution was carried out in the name of the people, and it was supposedly 'We, the people, ' who created the government that Americans still live under.

Early rising is no pleasure; early drinking's just the measure.

This is my father. Try what you can with him! He won't listen to me, because he remembers what a fool I was when I was a baby.

For a great master, everyone is a master, because he learns from everyone! For a great master, everything is a master, because he learns from everything!

People are living such miserable lives economically. They want the escape. They want the fantasy. They'd love the dream of being king for a day or queen for a day.

It doesn't matter as long as you're there to enjoy the atmosphere. How else am I an entertainer?

I think I did not like him [Corey Feldman] in Goonies. He's kind of a similar character in Stand By Me isn't he? Well I liked him in Stand By Me.

The dew was falling fast, the stars began to blink I heard a voice it said Drink, pretty creature, drink'