Everybody is wrong about everything, just about all the time.

The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.

Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

The essays are very solipsistic and self-absorbed, I'm totally conscious of that. To me, book writing is fun, and I basically just write about things that are entertaining to myself.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.

People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.

The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music 'except country.' People who say that are boorish and pretentious at the same time.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach.

I've never been good in the financial and business arenas. I handle the creative side of things.

There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.

As for kissing on the first date, you should never date someone whom you would not wish to kiss immediately.

We have to do with God, to whom no one can look without the need of being good waking up in his heart; to think about God is to begin to be good.

She had a certain way of looking at life which he took as a personal offense.

It ain’t dying I’m talking about, it’s living. I doubt it matters where you die, but it matters where you live.” ~spoken by Augustus McCrae

I'm very much a gentleman in what I do.

When your friends have done right by you, you do right by them.

When I miss class for one day, I know it. When I miss class for two days, my teacher knows it. When I miss class for three days, the audience knows it.