Everybody knows I'm impatient. I don't have to apologize for it. I'm too old for that.

The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching.

They are who we thought they were!

Being deceived into thinking the perks of slavery are a good thing, we can easily aquire a preference for chains and a taste for the slaves rations.

There is no such thing as a typical season, not for the Cardinals, not for San Diego, not for Minnesota.

Being pro-life doesn't save babies, acting pro-life does.

Babies are saved when Christians show up.

I've never taken any classes or had formal training in writing novels. At its most basic, I learned how to structure a novel.

Even you Spent a lots of time to find your lovers but you doesn't know that he is close by you and ready to touching you.

How much does the universe weigh, when it fasts for infinity?

I have called the co-host job at the 'Today Show' my dream job, and I would be lying if I said it was easy to leave that job.

I think in England you eat too much sugar and meat and not enough vegetables.

I don't believe in an 'all-about-me' culture. It's about the group.

The best historian is he who combines knowledge of the evidence with the largest intellect, the warmest human sympathy and the highest imaginative powers.

Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.

The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

I guess we cut Michelle Obama's garden. You hear about that? The Democrats are distressed.

Physics can be difficult sometimes. And by sometimes, I mean always. And by Physics, I mean everything.