Everybody really wanna be the best. I just wanna be a bit better than them.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Every language has a grammar, a set of rules that govern usage and meaning, and literary language is no different. It’s all more or less arbitrary of course, just like language itself.

Reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

So many singers want to act, and so many actors try to sing.

The ability to relax and be mindfully present in the moment comes naturally when we are grateful.

I tried to find a solution to the problem that I had, tried to find a way to start playing better.

To investigate the history of man's development, the most important finds are, of course, hominid fossils.

When people have expectations, you're going to make a lot of them upset - when in fact I'm not trying to represent anybody but myself.

Having the capacity to lead is not enough. The leader must be willing to use it.