Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

I know nowadays the common wisdom is to celebrate diversity as long as you don't point out that people are different.

I'm just another guy who thinks he's smarter than he is, in a long line of them.

The ancient Greeks were the first ones to say an unexamined life is not worth living. They don't tell you of course what we found out, an examined life not that fascinating either.

The earth is a used Kleenex on the universe's nightstand.

Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you'll have the mind of a 12-year-old masquerading as an adult.

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation.

People say history is boring, and that is true because people are boring. We haven't changed since time began. We're still the same.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

Combinatory play seems to be the essential feature in productive thought.

Every lesson you take from your past immediately turns into a stairs to the light!

There is a story behind everything and every story is worth telling...

The whole rise of new adult contemporary music and smooth jazz was a nice surprise.

Maybe nothing will ever change for us,” he said. “But don’t you want to be around just in case it does?

Hearing my songs in public freaks me out a bit. There was one restaurant I really liked in L.A., but I had to stop going there when they started playing my music. It felt kinda awkward.

It's a wicked thing to make a dearth ones garner.

Being a godly father requires much perseverance and prayer as we seek God's guidance in being the types of fathers He wants us to be.

You only live once, so I try to say yes to everything.

I don't have any spiritual strategy.