Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

There is no 'big sin' or 'little sin', it's just sin.

When people give me a compliment, I just look back and smile, as I am just a glimpse of both my father's. Both earthly and heavenly.

Writing is the spectrum through which the chaos of life can be seen, studied and understood.

It's kind of hard to rally around a math class.

You are actually pre-paving your future experiences constantly. ... You are continually projecting your expectations into your future experiences.

Leave no stone untamed.

By facing our challenges and overcoming them, we grow stronger, wiser, and more compassionate.

I really like the really high banked tracks.

I don't know how people box for a living. I don't know how they can just hurt people for a living and be OK with it.

I think, traditionally, when the federal government has gathered statistics, it's been done in silos, so every agency really focuses on the statistics that are important to agency.