Everybody's old enough for a beer, ain't that right, Mule?

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

I must freeze my heart to the one person who insists on setting it ablaze.

You like my quotes..., because of what???You know me??You think that you understand me... or why??

You meet people in Hollywood that are famous, and you're not sure what they got famous for.

You have to go through ups and downs. Mistakes turn into lessons.

If you can't feed a team with two pizzas, it's too large.

I like weird. I like weird a lot.

Life is full of ironies and paradoxes.

You write the facts as you see them, and there isn't a lull with a lot of description. No wonder people like to write about murder mysteries and dead bodies!

I'm officially disabled, but I'm truly enabled because of my lack of limbs. My unique challenges have opened up unique opportunities to reach so many in need.

I'm not really much into politics, because it's rarely discussed in my line of work.