Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

Death has his favorites, like anyone. Those who are beloved of Death will not die.

If ever in pain, I think the best thing we can do is to create something.

His calm and gentle tone was like an anchor in a ferocious sea, keeping me from drifting into a current of heartache.

With a diplomat father, for whom foreign postings were a fact of life, my siblings and I were expected to attend boarding schools in Britain.

Poverty isn't being broke; poverty is never having enough.

Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.

Through all permutations and youthful poetry, I came to believe that the film actor was the great "literateur" of his time.

"Dead upon the field of glory," Hero fit for song and story.

For the past century or so that's [ Monroe Doctrine] actually been true, but it's declining very significantly.

When a man mistakes his thoughts for persons and things, he is mad.