Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.

It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.

Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.

Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.

You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.

Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.

A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.

Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly, a boy talks to you?

So what do you think the physical effect was?"Roman Laughed. "Buddy, " he said, "she was tripping.

The past must not hold us from fulfilling God’s purpose for our lives

We all have a place within us, that would like to rewrite the way our life was written out for us....That's why people want to become authors.

I am a diamond But people see me as goldHonestly, I wanna be silver

Things that are truly innocent don’t need to be labelled as such.

I try and stay out of the sun for the most part. I wear a hat. I play golf. And I wear a hat. But I've had no problem - no major problem - but certainly no problem with skin.

Where there is hope, there is no despair.

I've always loved vintage and I never like to have something someone else has.

If I could have the discipline to be super-skinny, I would be. I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. I'm a woman, and every woman wants to be skinnier — unfortunately.

Nothing in this world is so marvelous as the transformation that a soul undergoes when the light of faith descends upon the light of reason.