Everybody supplies their own ammunition for their own execution

You can waste your whole life trying to be everything to everybody. Pick your passion. And let them pick theirs.

Any enterprise of your own is a great enterprise.

Just because it's true, doesn't mean it's believable or interesting.

There is an unmistakable freedom that accompanies contentment: a freedom to be who you are, enjoy who you are, and live the life you were destined to live.

Gratitude is a discipline, not an emotion.

Gratitude causes us to no longer desire a different life. Instead, it causes us to make the most of the one life we already have.

Rock should never be in bed with politics.

Hundreds of passages point to a time of judgment for every person who has ever lived-none will escape. If you took all the references to judgment out of the Bible, you would have little Bible left.

The secret to beauty is simple - be who you are.

Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?

He hath great neede of a foole, that plaies the foole himselfe.

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically.

The difference between now and when I played during my younger days is my drives are shorter and my short game is longer.

Dishonesty is the raw material not of quacks only, but also in great part dupes.

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.