Everybody thought that Hillary Clinton was gonna win. That's the problem. Everybody thought, nobody was paying attention.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Sometimes it's not always straightforward, but it's not always confusing either. You just have to respect a person's decisions without disrespecting them.

The justifications of men who kill should always be heard with skepticism, said the monster.

He who lives in the present lives in eternity.

Juggling is sometimes called the art of controlling patterns, controlling patterns in time and space.

You are cruising along, and then technology changes. You have to adapt.

I would love to do Broadway. I dont think theres anything more amazing than theater. OK, Supergirl is number one. Maybe I could be Supergirl on Broadway That would be perfect.

What I have crossed out I didn't like. What I haven't crossed out I'm dissatisfied with.

The best thing about wearing black is that you can hide pretty easily, unless you're in like Hawaii, then you can't hide.

I just love listening to the laughter.

I've learned ruthless concentration. I can write under any circumstances...street noises, loud talk, music, you name it.