Everybody wants to be loved by everybody, and they'll do everything they can to be loved, including not be who they really are, from person to person.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The steam engine has done much more for science than science has done for the steam engine.

To enjoy the beauty of life and the joy of your soul, serve, love, and give the best you can.

I am the one constant obstacle to my own momentum.

Wait awhile, and everything will change."~'Griblich

It's hard to lose weight when you're dining on the company's money.

I wrote an ad for Apple Computer: "Macintosh - We might not get everything right, but at least we knew the century was going to end".

The only thing I change mainly is my sneakers. I love sneakers. But everything's sort of black or jeans. Jeans, always.

No apology is equal to the task set before it.

As the archaeology of our thought easily shows, man is an invention of recent date. And one perhaps nearing its end.

The diseases that we civilized people labor under most are melancholy and pessimism.