Everybody wants to get into the act!

Be awfully nice to them going up, because you're gonna meet them all coming down.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Make someone happy, Make just one someone happy, And you will be happy, too.

My nose isn't big. I just happen to have a very small head.

All of us have schnozzles... if not in our faces, then in our character, minds or habits. When we admit our schnozzles, instead of defending them, we begin to laugh, and the world laughs with us.

Everybody wants ta get inta da act!

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

Don't put no constrictions on da people. Leave 'em ta hell alone.

What did Napolean do for relaxation? He read a book. What did Lincoln do for relaxation? He read a book. What does Congress do for relaxation? They book a red.

Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth.

To be alone with yourself is to be alone. To be in the company of others is to be alone tog

432In the end, grace may prove irresistible, but love can never be forced. Augustine knew this.

Prayer is the soul's sincere desire.

As people are walking all the time, in the same spot, a path appears.

Do not hold everything as gold that shines like gold.

You cannot hear music and noise at the same time.

Be alive! See what you want! DO NOT lose your fascination! What you're fascinated with becomes fastened to you!

I'd like to levitate.

You know, I have never had a casting couch proposition in my life. I thought there was something wrong with me.

I get scared easily, so I'm not one for just sitting down with a bowl of popcorn and watching horror stories. But, I mean, I'm learning more. Maybe one day I'd like to be able to watch them.