Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!

Sometimes all you need is someone who is willing to listen to you without advising or judging you.

He liked the way her smile infected him and infused a bit of heat into his cold bones—a warmth missing until he'd opened the door to her flower shop.

I do not consecrate myself to be a missionary or a preacher. I consecrate myself to God to do His will where I am, be it in school, office, or kitchen, or wherever He may, in His wisdom, send me.

It's really cool when, in every genre of music, you can listen to a song and know what era it was from.

Dear little head, that lies in calm content Within the gracious hollow that God made In every human shoulder, where He meant Some tired head for comfort should be laid.

Fiction is fun because you get to steal an identity and try to make it authentic.

All romances end in tragedy. One of the key people in a romance becomes a monster sooner or later.

There has never been a Protestant boy nor a Protestant girl whose mind the Bible has not soiled.

And I, love, am a pathological liar.