Everybody was up to something, especially, of course, those who were up to nothing.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

Love is a strange but wonderful. Who realy knows what it is? I know what it is to me...its you.

One of the brightest lights of our time-a brilliant writer, a fierce friend, and a truly phenomenal woman.

I think personally it's not good for anyone - I don't think infidelity leads to happiness. It's painful for the person being cheated on, but also for the person who's cheating.

A cheerful temper, joined with innocence will make beauty attractive, knowledge delightful, and wit good-natured.

We turn our own lives into an information archive by storing all our emails, SMS, digital photos, and other digital traces of our existence.

your actions with holds your future

The history of art is a sequence of successful transgressions.

How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day

If you can feel like a good man in your 40s, you can feel like a better man in your 50s, a Superman in your 60s, and maybe a Spider-Man in your 70s.

That kill the bloom before its time, And blanch, without the owner's crime, The most resplendent hair.