Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.

My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

It cost nothing to be loving.

I don’t need to sow any damn oats. What are you two, the supernatural version of Thelma and Louise?” “Hardly, ” Talia scoffed. “This car is a classic. No way would I drive it off a cliff.

Treat other people's home as you want them to respect yours because what goes around comes around.

To receive everything, one must open one’s hands and give.

Artists shows us what we blind to.

Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake.

If I honour my needs first, I will be the best wife, the best mum, the best sister, the best friend. I have to come first, because then everyone benefits.

There should be balance in all our actions; to be either extreme or lukewarm is equally bad.

I want to give up being a bullet I've been a bullet too long The question is Can you give up being a killer?

Common sense is an instinct given to man and enough of it is genius. Smartness is measured by the level of common sense one has, not by how much educated or knowledgeable he is.